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MONDAY MARCH 15TH 2010

 

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THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

 

CUT     1          BILL GOLBERG – On Rod Blogojevich (:10)

 

CUT     2          DONALD TRUMP – On Rod Blogojevich (:10)

 

CUT     3          SINBAD – On Bret Michaels (:09)

 

CUT     4          SHARON OSBOURNE – I am the nastiest bitch in the world (:07)

 

CUT     5          CAROL LEIFER – On Bret Michaels (:10)

 

CUT     6          BRET MICHAELS – Suggests the men’s team name be Rock Solid (:10)

 

CUT     7          SHARON OSBOURNE – On Cyndi Lauper as a leader (:13)

 

CUT     8          CAROL LEIFER – As far as I’m concerned those women are some dumb bitches (:04)

 

CUT     9          CYNDI LAUPER – Wonders if she should invite Rosie O’Donnell (:17)

 

CUT     10        CYNDI LAUPER – On Donald Trump’s feud with Rosie O’Donnell (:14)

 

CUT     11        CYNDI LAUPER – Sings True Colors while working in a burger joint (:24)

 

CUT     12        POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS (FOR ROCK SOLID) – The prices are too high (:09)

 

CUT     13        AL ROKER – Orders the grilled turkey burger (:04)

 

CUT     14        CAROL LEIFER – On Holly Robinson (:11)

 

CUT     15        JOAN RIVERS – On Rock Solid’s menu and food (:10)

 

CUT     16        JOAN RIVERS – On Tenacity’s menu (:10)

 

CUT     17        BRET MICHAELS – Knows his blood sugar is low (:13)

 

CUT     18        BRET MICHAELS – My blood sugar is low and I may be going down (:05)

 

CUT     19        DONALD TRUMP – He’s done better with women than Curtis (From the Board Room) (:16)

 

CUT     20        CYNDI LAUPER – Her friend Edith likes Donald Trump (From the Board Room) (:13)

 

CUT     21        DONALD TRUMP – On Darryl Strawberry (From the Board Room)  (:11)

 

CUT     22        DONALD TRUMP – Asks Rod Blagojevich if he failed to serve Joan Rivers because he was talking to people (From the Board Room) (:11)

 

CUT     23        CYNDI LAUPER – Talks about Rosie O’Donnell with Donald (:39)

 

CUT     24        DONALD TRUMP – Asks Maria Kanellis who she would fire (From the Board Room)   (:17)

 

CUT     25        DONALD TRUMP – Finally gets Maria Kanellis to answer who the team could do without (From the Board Room) (:20)

 

CUT     26        CAROL LEIFER – Defends herself as a fund raiser (From the Board Room) (:34)

 

CUT     27        SHARON OSBOURNE – Suggests Carol should be fired (From the Board Room) (:27)

 

CUT     28        DONALD TRUMP – Doesn’t like to fire people (From the Board Room) (:11)

 

CUT     29        DONALD TRUMP – Carol Leifer gets fired (From the Board Room) (:16)

 

CUT     30        CAROL LEIFER – On getting fired (:17)

 

 

 

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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: JUDE LAW HOSTS

 

CUT     31        ERIC MASSA BIT – A recap of Massa’s scandal (:49)

 

CUT     32        ERIC MASSA BIT – Massa was just messing around “Guy style” (:42)

 

CUT     33        ERIC MASSA BIT – The definition of “snorkeling” (:46)

 

CUT     34        SPANISH GUY BIT – Jude plays a suspect Spaniard (1:19)

 

CUT     35        DIGITAL SHORT – Andy Samberg’s Boom Box song (2:16)

 

CUT     36        WEEKEND UPDATE – Seth Myers plays an Erica Massa version of “Really!?!” (with Jerry Seinfeld) (2:50)

 

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NEWS/POLITICAL BYTES

 

CUT     37        SEAN PENN – A reporter is booted from a Sean Penn Haiti event (:37)

 

CUT     38        DONALD TRUMP – On Rod Blagojevich being on the Apprentice (From MSNBC’s Morning Joe) (:36)

 

CUT     39        DONALD TRUMP – Take away Al Gore’s Nobel Prize (From MSNBC’s Morning Joe)  (:41)

 

CUT     40        MICHAEL LOHAN – A phone call from his ex fiancé Erin Muller that he says proves she broke the restraining order (:36)

 

CUT     41        RICHARD BELZER – Denies choking an Apple Store employee (From Joy Behar show) (:52)

 

CUT     42        REP STENY HOYER (D-MD) – There will be no amending the abortion language in the Senate bill (:13)

 

CUT     43        REP BART STUPAK (D-MICH) – On his discussion with Rep Henry Waxman on revising the abotion language in the health care bill (:06)

 

CUT     44        ROBERT GIBBS (WH PRESS SEC) – The Pres feels momentum going his way on health care reform passage           (:13)

 

CUT     45        ROBERT GIBBS (WH PRESS SEC) – The Pres, Rep Pelosi and Sen Reid agreed that he should delay his upcoming trip to Australia to push for health care reform (:05)

 

CUT     46        REP. NANCY PELOSI (D-CA) – We will stay as long as it takes to pass the health care bill (:07)

 

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SPORTS BYTES

 

CUT     47        ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Andre Agassi: Always have to go and get serious     (:05)

 

CUT     48        ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: Imitates Andre Agassi   (:14)

 

CUT     49        ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: Hits Andre Agassi (With next serve) after talking trash (:34)

 

CUT     50        ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Andre Agassi: Keeps talking trash (:08)

 

CUT     51        ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: You got personal with me (:07)

 

CUT     52        MANNY PACQUIAO – Comments after defeating Clottey by decision (:08)

 

CUT     53        MANNY PACQUIAO – Was surprised Clottey wasn't aggressive  (:08)

 

CUT     54        MANNY PACQUIAO – Wants the Mayweather fight next (:26)

 

 

 

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ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

 

CUT     55        MICHAEL AUSIELLO (ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY) – Katherine Heigl is no longer on Grey’s Anatomy because of a contract dispute (:09)

 

CUT     56        MICHAEL AUSIELLO (ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY) – Grey’s Anatomy let her out of her contract so she can pursue her movie career (:07)

 

CUT     57        MATT DAMON – On the Jason Bourne character versus the one he is playing in Green Zone (:10)

 

CUT     58        MARK STEINES (ET HOST) – Asks Kirstie Alley what comes to mind when he says the word “fat”(:07 )

 

CUT     59        KIRSTIE ALLEY – On the biggest penalty with over eating (:06)

 

CUT     60        KIRSTIE ALLEY – She used cocaine to curb her appetite (From Kirstie Alley’s Big Life) (:09)

 

CUT     61        KIRSTIE ALLEY – On how her past will help her in her fight to lose weight (:10)

 

CUT     62        KIRSTIE ALLEY – Are you saying to other women who are overweight that they are wrong? (:11)

 

CUT     63        KIRSTIE ALLEY – Is what you weighed on the first episode of Big Life the most you ever weighed? (:06)

 

 

 

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JAY LENO

 

CUT     64        MONOLOGUE – In god we trust (:23)

 

CUT     65        MONOLOGUE – 3D TV (:14)

 

CUT     66        MONOLOGUE Arnold’s animal talk (:18)

 

CUT     67        MONOLOGUE – Bed bugs (:20)

 

CUT     68        MONOLOGUE – Democrat party (:10)

 

CUT     69        MONOLOGUE – Jihad Jane (:22)

 

CUT     70        MONOLOGUE – Jihad strip club (:10)

 

CUT     71        MONOLOGUE – Lindsey Lohan (:31)

 

CUT     72        MONOLOGUE – Prius (:21)

 

CUT     73        MONOLOGUE – Richest man (:19)

 

 

 

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DAVID LETTERMAN

 

CUT     74        MONOLOGUE – Daylight savings (:14)

 

CUT     75        MONOLOGUE – Ghost Whisperer (:30)

 

CUT     76        MONOLOGUE – NYC pot holes (:23)

 

CUT     77        MONOLOGUE – Spring Break (:24)

 

CUT     78        MONOLOGUE – Taxes (:21)

 

CUT     79        TOP 10 – Signs Your Team Isn’t Ready For The NCAA Tournament (1:07)

 

 

 

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