MONDAY
MARCH 15TH 2010
THE
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
CUT 1 BILL GOLBERG – On Rod Blogojevich
(:10)
CUT 2 DONALD TRUMP – On Rod Blogojevich
(:10)
CUT 3 SINBAD – On Bret Michaels (:09)
CUT 4 SHARON OSBOURNE – I am the nastiest
bitch in the world (:07)
CUT 5 CAROL LEIFER – On Bret Michaels (:10)
CUT 6 BRET MICHAELS – Suggests the men’s
team name be Rock Solid (:10)
CUT 7 SHARON OSBOURNE – On Cyndi Lauper as a
leader (:13)
CUT 8 CAROL LEIFER – As far as I’m concerned
those women are some dumb bitches (:04)
CUT 9 CYNDI LAUPER – Wonders if she should
invite Rosie O’Donnell (:17)
CUT 10 CYNDI LAUPER – On Donald Trump’s feud
with Rosie O’Donnell (:14)
CUT 11 CYNDI LAUPER – Sings True Colors while
working in a burger joint (:24)
CUT 12 POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS (FOR ROCK SOLID) –
The prices are too high (:09)
CUT 13 AL ROKER – Orders the grilled turkey
burger (:04)
CUT 14 CAROL LEIFER – On Holly Robinson (:11)
CUT 15 JOAN RIVERS – On Rock Solid’s menu and
food (:10)
CUT 16 JOAN RIVERS – On Tenacity’s menu (:10)
CUT 17 BRET MICHAELS – Knows his blood sugar is
low (:13)
CUT 18 BRET MICHAELS – My blood sugar is low
and I may be going down (:05)
CUT 19 DONALD TRUMP – He’s done better with
women than Curtis (From the Board Room) (:16)
CUT 20 CYNDI LAUPER – Her friend Edith likes
Donald Trump (From the Board Room) (:13)
CUT 21 DONALD TRUMP – On Darryl Strawberry
(From the Board Room) (:11)
CUT 22 DONALD TRUMP – Asks Rod Blagojevich if
he failed to serve Joan Rivers because he was talking to people (From the Board
Room) (:11)
CUT 23 CYNDI LAUPER – Talks about Rosie
O’Donnell with Donald (:39)
CUT 24 DONALD TRUMP – Asks Maria Kanellis who
she would fire (From the Board Room)
(:17)
CUT 25 DONALD TRUMP – Finally gets Maria
Kanellis to answer who the team could do without (From the Board Room) (:20)
CUT 26 CAROL LEIFER – Defends herself as a fund
raiser (From the Board Room) (:34)
CUT 27 SHARON OSBOURNE – Suggests Carol should
be fired (From the Board Room) (:27)
CUT 28 DONALD TRUMP – Doesn’t like to fire
people (From the Board Room) (:11)
CUT 29 DONALD TRUMP – Carol Leifer gets fired
(From the Board Room) (:16)
CUT 30 CAROL LEIFER – On getting fired (:17)
SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE: JUDE LAW HOSTS
CUT 31 ERIC MASSA BIT – A recap of Massa’s
scandal (:49)
CUT 32 ERIC MASSA BIT – Massa was just messing around
“Guy style” (:42)
CUT 33 ERIC MASSA BIT – The definition of
“snorkeling” (:46)
CUT 34 SPANISH GUY BIT – Jude plays a suspect
Spaniard (1:19)
CUT 35 DIGITAL
SHORT – Andy Samberg’s Boom Box song (2:16)
CUT 36 WEEKEND
UPDATE – Seth Myers plays an Erica Massa version of “Really!?!” (with Jerry
Seinfeld) (2:50)
NEWS/POLITICAL
BYTES
CUT 37 SEAN PENN – A reporter is booted from a
Sean Penn Haiti event (:37)
CUT 38 DONALD TRUMP – On Rod Blagojevich being
on the Apprentice (From MSNBC’s Morning Joe) (:36)
CUT 39 DONALD TRUMP – Take away Al Gore’s Nobel
Prize (From MSNBC’s Morning Joe) (:41)
CUT 40 MICHAEL LOHAN – A phone call from his ex
fiancé Erin Muller that he says proves she broke the restraining order (:36)
CUT 41 RICHARD BELZER – Denies choking an Apple
Store employee (From Joy Behar show) (:52)
CUT 42 REP STENY HOYER (D-MD) – There will be
no amending the abortion language in the Senate bill (:13)
CUT 43 REP BART STUPAK (D-MICH) – On his
discussion with Rep Henry Waxman on revising the abotion language in the health
care bill (:06)
CUT 44 ROBERT GIBBS (WH PRESS SEC) – The Pres
feels momentum going his way on health care reform passage (:13)
CUT 45 ROBERT GIBBS (WH PRESS SEC) – The Pres,
Rep Pelosi and Sen Reid agreed that he should delay his upcoming trip to
Australia to push for health care reform (:05)
CUT 46 REP. NANCY PELOSI (D-CA) – We will stay
as long as it takes to pass the health care bill (:07)
SPORTS BYTES
CUT 47 ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP
PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Andre Agassi: Always have to go and get serious (:05)
CUT 48 ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP
PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: Imitates Andre Agassi (:14)
CUT 49 ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP
PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: Hits Andre Agassi (With next
serve) after talking trash (:34)
CUT 50 ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP
PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Andre Agassi: Keeps talking trash (:08)
CUT 51 ANDRE AGGASSI & PETE SAMPRAS (BNP
PARIBAS OPEN AT INDIAN WELLS) – Pete Sampras: You got personal with me (:07)
CUT 52 MANNY PACQUIAO – Comments after
defeating Clottey by decision (:08)
CUT 53 MANNY PACQUIAO – Was surprised Clottey
wasn't aggressive (:08)
CUT 54 MANNY PACQUIAO – Wants the Mayweather
fight next (:26)
ENTERTAINMENT
TONIGHT
CUT 55 MICHAEL AUSIELLO (ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY)
– Katherine Heigl is no longer on Grey’s Anatomy because of a contract dispute
(:09)
CUT 56 MICHAEL AUSIELLO (ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY)
– Grey’s Anatomy let her out of her contract so she can pursue her movie career
(:07)
CUT 57 MATT DAMON – On the Jason Bourne
character versus the one he is playing in Green Zone (:10)
CUT 58 MARK STEINES (ET HOST) – Asks Kirstie
Alley what comes to mind when he says the word “fat”(:07 )
CUT 59 KIRSTIE ALLEY – On the biggest penalty
with over eating (:06)
CUT 60 KIRSTIE ALLEY – She used cocaine to curb
her appetite (From Kirstie Alley’s Big Life) (:09)
CUT 61 KIRSTIE ALLEY – On how her past will
help her in her fight to lose weight (:10)
CUT 62 KIRSTIE ALLEY – Are you saying to other
women who are overweight that they are wrong? (:11)
CUT 63 KIRSTIE ALLEY – Is what you weighed on
the first episode of Big Life the most you ever weighed? (:06)
JAY LENO
CUT 64 MONOLOGUE
– In god we trust (:23)
CUT 65 MONOLOGUE
– 3D TV (:14)
CUT 66 MONOLOGUE
– Arnold’s animal talk (:18)
CUT 67 MONOLOGUE
– Bed bugs (:20)
CUT 68 MONOLOGUE
– Democrat party (:10)
CUT 69 MONOLOGUE
– Jihad Jane (:22)
CUT 70 MONOLOGUE
– Jihad strip club (:10)
CUT 71 MONOLOGUE
– Lindsey Lohan (:31)
CUT 72 MONOLOGUE
– Prius (:21)
CUT 73 MONOLOGUE
– Richest man (:19)
DAVID LETTERMAN
CUT 74 MONOLOGUE
– Daylight savings (:14)
CUT 75 MONOLOGUE
– Ghost Whisperer (:30)
CUT 76 MONOLOGUE
– NYC pot holes (:23)
CUT 77 MONOLOGUE
– Spring Break (:24)
CUT 78 MONOLOGUE
– Taxes (:21)
CUT 79 TOP
10 – Signs Your Team Isn’t Ready For The NCAA Tournament (1:07)
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