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Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
Today Is:
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010! It’s the 69th day of the
year! There are 296 days left in the
year!
Born
on this day!! Singer Dean Torrence of Jan and Dean is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70. Actress Katharine Houghton is 65. Guitarist Tom Scholz of
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1629 - Charles I
of
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1785 - Thomas Jefferson is
appointed minister to France.
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1848 - Congress ratified
the Treaty of
Guadalupe Hidalgo, ending the Mexican War.
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1864 - U. S. Grant became
commander of the Union armies during the Civil War.
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1876 - The first telephone
call ("Mr. Watson, come here. I want you.") was made by Alexander Graham
Bell.
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1948 - The body of Jan Masaryk,
Czechoslovakia's
anti-Communist foreign minister was found. Officially a suicide, the real cause
of death has never been proven.
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1969 - James Earl Ray was
sentenced in
Today Is: Learn What Your Name Means Day, International
Day Of Awesomeness Day, Mario Day, Salvation Army Day
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National Words Matter Week, Save Your Vision Week, Telecommuter Appreciation
Week, Pet Sitters Week, National Sleep Awareness Week, School Breakfast Week,
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Month, National Women's History Month, Orlando Family Spring Break, Optimism
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Spiritual Wellness Month, Supply Management Month, Women's History Month,
Workplace Eye Health and Safety Month, Youth Art Month
Primetime TV (All Times Eastern)
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8:30 - Gary Unmarried / 9:00 – Criminal Minds / 10:00 – CSI: NY |
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8:00 – Mercy / 9:00 – Law and Order / 10:00 – Law and Order |
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8:00 – Scrubs / 8:30 – The Middle / 9:00 – Modern Family
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8:00 – Human Target / 9:00 - American Idol |
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CBS – The Early Show:
Harry Smith undergoes a colonoscopy; keeping food
fresh. NBC – The Today Show:
Author Laurie Abraham (``The Husbands and Wives
Club''); how to cook anything; celebrating 30 years of Willard Scott |
ABC – Good Morning |
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The View: Forest
Whitaker, Jesse Regis & Kelly:. America Ferrera, Bret Michaels, guest co-host Ludacris |
Ellen DeGeneres: Dominic Monaghan,
Jonathan Safran Foer, Melanie Fiona |
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Jay Leno, NBC: Kristen Stewart, Guy Fieri |
Craig Ferguson, CBS: Dominic Monaghan, Lindsay Sloane |
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Green Zone – In
2003, Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller (Matt Damon) and his team of
inspectors are on a mission to find Our Family Wedding – "Our
marriage, their wedding." It's lesson number one for any newly engaged
couple, and Lucia (America Ferrera) and Marcus (Lance Gross) are no
exception. In Fox Searchlight Pictures' OUR FAMILY WEDDING, they learn the
hard way that the path to saying "I do" can be
rife with familial strife. When they return from college and too suddenly
announce their marriage plans, they soon discover that their fathers - two
highly competitive over-the-top egos - can wreak a major amount of havoc on
their special day. With insults flying and tempers running high, it's anyone's
guess if the alpha dads (Forest Whitaker and Carlos Mencia) will survive to
make it down the aisle in one piece. Lucia's mother (Diana Maria Riva) is
busy planning the wedding of "her" dreams and the only levelheaded
one in the bunch is Angela (Regina King), the groom's father's best friend
and lawyer, who manages to keep her cool when the madness reaches a crescendo Remember Me – In the
romantic drama Remember Me, Robert Pattinson plays Tyler, a rebellious young
man in She's Out of My League – Kirk
(Jay Baruchel), an average guy stuck in a dead-end job, can't believe his
luck when a gorgeous, successful woman named Molly (Alice Eve) falls in love
with him. With no help from his stunned friends, relatives and ex-girlfriend,
Kirk must figure out how to make this unlikely
relationship work, even though he's the first to admit that Molly is way
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Jackson’s Girlfriends
Michael
Jackson's former bodyguards have spoken out about their late boss,
revealing he romanced a string of women with dates in the back of his
limousine. His long-term security
guards, Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield and Javon 'BJ' Beard, agreed to be
interviewed on Good Morning America on Tuesday. And the trio divulged personal
details of the late singer's life behind closed doors, insisting
Whitfield says, "Being a man... men know men, and we (were) around him
long enough to know he was a man." While Garcia adds, "(He had)
desires of women like we do. He had lovers."
And Whitfield goes on to describe
****They
also added, “Men know men. And he knew
we were men because he made us take our shirts off when we went to work!!
****If he
had two steady girlfriends, they’re the only two people on Earth who HAVEN’T
come forward yet!!!
*****They
weren’t just his bodyguards—
*****They’re
also the only three men on the planet who AREN’T suing Jackson!!!
****That’s
right fellas—you’re only in the will if you read THIS list of things we want
Michael to be remembered for!!!
Cowell
Talks About The Ladies
Simon
Cowell is dishing on the ladies in his life -- Mezhgan,
Ellen, and Paula. He was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"
Monday night, where he predicted he'd get married sometime "within the
next ten years." Cowell joked about his rumored engagement to
Mezhgan Hussainy, saying, quote, "I kinda made a decision this year to
make somebody happy, so that's how I...it's called giving back."
About former "Idol" judge Paula Abdul, he reveals that two have some
plans together. Cowell says, quote, "Something will happen with me
and her at some point." He also talked about current
"Idol" judge Ellen DeGeneres and the supposed tension between
them. Cowell says, quote, "We got on fine. We don't see each other
before the show, we do the show. Sometimes we agree, sometimes we
disagree, but I did take it quite personally when she moved away from
me...no! I'm kidding."
****In
fact, he was wearing Mezghan’s shirt during the interview.
****…and
she was very happy about it!!!
****The
tension between Cowell & Ellen exists because they constantly bicker about
who has had more women!!!
****And
then Simon judged her dancing, and it was all over!!
O'Brien
Follows 1 On Twitter
Conan
O'Brien now has his own Twitter account and has spent the last few weeks
following a Fowlerville,
****Well,
he’s got time!!!
*****I
picture a resort where Conan, and the hundreds of CBS radio ex-employees are
sitting around, living the high life while waiting for their contracts to run
out!!!
*****What
did Jay Leno do for your wedding?!?!
****I
hope Conan follows me around tax time!!!
*****Too
bad they’ll be divorced by the time Conan is back on TV!!!
Renner Talks About Simpson
Oscar nominated actor Jeremy
Renner of "The Hurt Locker"
says he didn't have time to flirt with Jessica
Simpson when they met before the Oscars. UsMagazine.com quotes the
actor who says a previous story about him hitting on Simpson is false.
Renner says he only met the singer for about "three
minutes." The two met at a pre-Oscar bash held by Madonna's manager
Guy Oseary, who happens to live next door to Simpson. But the
conversation was really about Renner's mother's hair. He says, quote,
"Her hair stylist [Ken Paves] did my mom's hair so we were talking about
that -- and then all of a sudden we're dating!" Renner
took his mother as his date to the Oscars Sunday, where "The Hurt
Locker" won six awards including Best Picture. The actor says he's
"single and looking" but that he's "not a ladies man."
*****Does
that mean he’s gay?!?!
*****In
which case, he should have been in the “Hurt Shower” and not the Hurt Locker!!!
****I
dunno, but I would have just let people think I was dating Jessica Simpson
instead of talking about her hairdresser for my mom!!!
******That’s
what Billy Corgan did.
White
To Host SNL
Betty
White is confirming that she'll host an upcoming episode of
"Saturday Night Live." The 88-year-old has been championed by
Facebook enthusiasts as a perfect host for the NBC comedy show for several
weeks. The ground swell of support followed White's sassy turn in a
Snickers ad that aired during Super Bowl. White initially had dismissed
the idea of hosting the edgy show as, quote, "ridiculous," but now is
confirming her next big gig. White told "People" at an Oscar
party on Sunday that she will indeed be a future "SNL" host, adding,
quote, "I don't know why or how, but it's been wonderful."
****See
kids. Tweeting does make a difference!!!
*****She
still doesn’t know what a personal computer is, so seriously—HOW she got the
gig is a mystery!!!
*****Looks
like a steady diet of Snickers bars for Betty!!
O'Neal
Angry About Fawcett Snub
Ryan
O'Neal is expressing his thoughts on the omission of Farrah Fawcett during an "In
Memoriam" segment at Sunday's Academy Awards. He says he will write
a letter to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences expressing his
disappointment. O'Neal says he and his daughter Tatum felt, quote,
"shocked" that the "Charlie's Angels" actress was
overlooked. TMZ also reports that 88-percent of voters to its site felt
Fawcett's absence from the segment was inappropriate.
Although most famous for her TV work, Fawcett's big screen credits
included "The Cannonball Run" with Burt Reynolds and "Dr. T and
the Women" with Richard Gere.
****Why
is he upset? Does he get residuals?!?!
****I’m
more offended that the two biggest applauses came for a drug abuser and a
pervert!
****(i.e.
Michael Jackson and David Carradine!!)
Bullock's
Dress
Sandra
Bullock captured more than just an Oscar at Sunday night's Academy Award
ceremony. She is also the runaway winner in a PopEater.com poll regarding
wardrobe. Three out of five people taking part in the online survey say
they think Bullock, with her Marchesa gown, was the best dressed woman at the
event. Taking a distant second place is Cameron Diaz, with 20-percent
approving of her Oscar de la Renta gown. Ten-percent believe Rachel
McAdams' Elie Saab Couture dress was the best of the night, while Mo'Nique's
Tadashi Shoji gown and Kristen Stewart's Monique Lhuillier design most
impressed five-percent each.
*****And
2% of those who took part in the survey were straight men!!!
*******Exactly
50% said that during the Oscars, they forgot that Alec Baldwin was a raging
a-hole!!!
Cyrus
Taking Time Off
Miley
Cyrus is planning to take some time off from making music. That's
what she tells the April issue of "Teen
Vogue." Cryus says, quote, "The more I make music that
doesn't truly inspire me, the more I feel like I'm blending in with everyone
else. So after this next album, I'm taking some time off." Her
"Last Song" co-star and boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, doesn't share her
musical talent. But Cyrus says that's fine with her. She says,
quote, "It's refreshing to work with an actor who isn't also a singer and
dancer and musician and artist and this and that. I'm sick of quadruple
threats who do everything when they should stick to one thing."
Cyrus calls Hemsworth "a really freaking good actor." While
Cyrus promises a music hiatus, there won't be an acting break. She says
she's currently working on drama, comedy, and action films. The
"Hannah Montana" star says, quote, "I don't know if you noticed
the past few years of my career? I don't really believe in breaks."
****Looks
like Billy Ray Cyrus will be getting some unemployment checks in the mail
pretty soon!!
****If
Miley is sick of quadruple threats who do everything when they should stick to
one thing—
****….she
can hardly live with herself!!
****She
should take her own advice, and get her face taken off about 80% of all toys
manufactured today!!!
*****Ladies
in gentleman, please buckle your safety belts as we witness the steep decline
of Miley Cyrus’ career!!!
Lohan Sues E-Trade
Lindsay
Lohan is taking offense to an E-Trade Super Bowl ad. She believes
a line in the E-Trade commercial about a "milkaholic," boyfriend-stealing baby named Lindsay was about
her. The 23-year-old filed a 100-million-dollar lawsuit Monday in Nassau
County Supreme Court. Her lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, says her client has
the same type of single-name recognition as stars like Oprah and Madonna.
Ovadia says, quote, "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and
E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name
Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't
they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's
talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan." Since the E-Trade
ad has been seen by countless people since its Super Bowl debut, Lohan's lawyer
wants 50-million in exemplary damages and 50-million in compensatory
damages. She also wants an injunction that would take the commercial off
the air and hand over every existing copy to Lohan.
****See
the Commercial Here!
*****Actually,
Lindsay VONN has that single name distinction now!!!
*****Turns
out, there ARE consequences to NOT working!!!
******I
saw the commercial and thought it was about Angelina Jolie!!!
****Because
some people just have that instant boyfriend stealing recognition!!
Montag
Spoofs Surgery
The folks over at Funny or
Die.com somehow got Heidi Montag to
make fun of herself for the sake of credit card reform. In their latest
short, the fake blonde star of "The Hills" talks about some of her
recent surgeries (awesome!), Lauren Conrad (hot!) and how you can contact your
senator to push bank and credit card reform (bor-ing). The video was directed by Ron Howard &
Jake Szymanski and features a cameo from Heidi's husband, Spencer Pratt. We think it's pretty funny; but most of all
despite any of the recent photos of Heidi's new assets that we've seen, the
video gives a really good idea of how big those breast implants really are.
Here's to the next size up, Heidi!
*****See the
video Here!
****With
all her replacement parts, maybe she should be Heidi “MAYTAG” now!!!
******I
know how they “somehow” got her to do it…
****They
had Ron Howard direct her!!
*****If
every American had health care, then ALL women would have bigger boobs.
****THAT’S
how you sell it, Obama!!!
Penn
Oscars Blurb
Sean
Penn's publicist said the overlooked actress the Hollywood star referred
to onstage at Sunday's Oscars ceremony was Penn's estranged wife, Robin Wright. Penn confused audience members when he said
before presenting the award for lead actress: "I never became an official
member of the Academy (of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences,) but the Academy
and I do have in common that we neglected to acknowledge the same actress in
our own ways two years running. So, I'm going to start fresh with the Academy
and acknowledge these wonderful actresses."
The actor's representative Mara Buxbaum told the Los Angeles Times
in an e-mail she thinks the mystery woman to which Penn referred was Robin
Wright, who filed for divorce from him last year. "It would be a
reasonable assumption to say he was referring to Robin Wright, because he
didn't thank her last year in his acceptance speech," Buxbaum told the
Times. "The Academy failed to nominate her this year for 'The Private
Lives of Pippa Lee.'"
****The
private lives of who?!?!
****”Neglect”
would be one of the better things he did to and for his ex-wife!!!
*****Yet
nobody “Kanye’d” Sean Penn!!!!
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Ripping The Tabloids (Throughout the week, we’ll give you the stories from that weeks tabs!)
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Tom Cruise Tries to
Wing it With Katie (National Enquirer) Flighty
Tom Cruise just sent his in-laws into a tail-spin! Katie Holmes’ mom and dad
are upset because CruiseControl has renewed his demand for Katie to take
flying lessons and join him the wild blue yonder. Back in 2006, we were first
to reveal that Tom, a licensed high-flyer, had started giving already
pregnant Katie flying lessons, but backed off when her parents freaked at the
idea of their darling daughter high in the air with only a wing and a prayer.
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Keith and Nicole’s
Naught Night In? (The Globe) Looks
like Keith Urban has a sexy surprise in store for wife Nicole Kidman. The
country hunks was spotted at Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood buying a
naught schoolgirl outfit, a red and black bra and panty set, and few other
unmentionables. “Keith had a salesgirl help him put out some stuff and was
not shy at all,” says an eyewitness. “He took his time as he browsed the
displays and was even singing along to the music playing in the background.” |
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Maybe
“The Bachelor” star Jake Pavelka, 32, and resident villain Vienna Girardi,
23, ARE a perfect match. Niki West, Pavelka’s ex-business partner in his
Texas-based limousine company, PrimeStar Transportation, tells US Pavelka
withdrew $4,000 from a business account to spring for a personal getaway to
NYC with a gal pal in 2009. (An unpaid employee even had to get money from
Pavelka’s mom, claims West.) The alleged fleecing ruined the friendship. “You
can’t trust him,” West says. The same goes for Girardi, according to a
source, who says the ex-Hooters girl – who currently works as a receptionist
at hair salon – claimed to have been engaged to her pastor’s son only after
she found out Pavelka was religious. But Girardi isn’t lying about her
no-frills 2005 courthouse elopement with ex Josh Riley. His mom, Gale, tells
US, “They wore blue jeans.” |
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Code Red for
Golddiggers (The Star) Real
Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin and Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger like the
same kind of man: rich. And they like the same clothes, too!! The BFFs showed
up in identical red dresses when they met for dinner at Bar Americain at the
Mohegan Sun in |
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Simon Finally
Settles Down! (Life & Style) Notorious
bachelor Simon Cowell is singing a different tune and getting serious with
American Idol makeup artist Mezhgan Hussainy. In fact, Simon’s mom, Julie
Cowell, told a British paper that “Mish,” 36, has moved into Simon’s LA
mansion and that a trip down the aisle in imminent. “I’m so happy Simon is
getting married,” said Julie, 84. “She’s a lovely woman, and he’s so happy.”
Simon’s fellow X-Factor judge Louis Walsh also added to the wedding buzz,
saying, “I’m very, very surprised, but I’m delighted he’s gotten engaged.” Simon,
50, has yet to confirm the engagement himself, but Mezhgan was sporting a
nearly $400,000 Graff diamond on her ring finger when the pair celebrated
Valentine’s Day at Mr. Chow in London. “I would assume it’s true,” an insider
close to the grumpy judge told Life & Style. One thing is for sure: He’s
smitten. “She’s the one,” Simon said on Feb. 16. “I think I need to have
little Simons around.” |
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The Spears Sisters
are Happy With Their Hunks (People) While
Britney Spears has been spending time with boyfriend Jason Trawick (“Things
are really good with them,” says a source), her sister Jamie Lynn, 18, has
also been hanging out with her new beau, |
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Ellen’s Diva
Demands (In Touch) American
Idol’s newest judge, Ellen DeGeneres, is making waves over at Fox. The
talk-show host is already very comfortable in Paula Abdul’s old chair and is
making all kinds of demands. “Ellen is insisting that her wife, Portia de
Rossi, be a guest judge in a future episode of the reality show.” And that’s
not all – she’s also asking for a Mercedes, as a signing bonus – even though
she’s already signed her contract. “She wants to do public appearances with
Randy Jackson so that people will take her more seriously as a music insider
and not just a talk-show host.” The insider says that Ellen, 52, is already
redecorating her dressing room and “driving everyone crazy with demands.” |
Toilet Paper Poll
According to Cottonelle's highly publicized "Roll Poll,"
nationwide 72-percent like their toilet paper to go over the roll, while just
28-percent prefer the under roll. In most states at least 80-percent
percent of residents are "overs." Only four states are below
the 80-percent mark. In
****Next
poll… Are you a Front to back… or back to front????
****I
think more people need to put some magazines in their bathrooms!!!
*****Nobody
just SQUEEZES the Charmin anymore!!!
White
House Easter Egg Roll
The White House Easter Egg Roll on April 5th will feature brightly
painted eggs made from Forest Stewardship Council certified hardwood.
Each egg will feature a design showing the Easter Bunny dressed in running
shorts. The holiday event's theme is "Ready, Set, Go!" in
keeping with First Lady Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" campaign to
combat childhood obesity. All activities at the 2010 Easter Egg Roll will
encourage children to lead healthy, active lives. The
souvenir eggs will be given to all children 12 years old and younger who attend
the annual event on the South Lawn of the White House. Anyone wanting to
view and purchase this year's souvenir White House egg can do so online at
Easter.NationalParks.org
*****It
only works if the kids don’t go home and eat a dozen Cadbury eggs afterwards!!!
*****If
you want kids to be healthier, try hiding oranges!!
Levi Johnston is finally up to date with Bristol Palin. He made
good on a court order to pay back child support to Palin, with whom he fathered
a child, Tripp. He paid out about
21-thousand-500 dollars to his former high school girlfriend. Levi's reps said
that the large sum, quote, "came out of his pocket."
Pursuant to an Alaskan judge's ruling,
****In
times of recession, Levi Johnston can afford to pay $21,500!!!
****I’m
going to drive up to Alaska and get some girls pregnant!!!
****It’s
obviously the path to success!!!
*****Now
his child support payments are what I make!!!
Rent
A Friend
A Web site based in
The founder stressed his Web site is not a place for personals or
escorts and physical contact is specifically banned by the Web site's rules.
****I’ve
heard of this. Isn’t it called a “Frat?!?!”
*****Susan
Boyle has finally found a place to put her money!!!
*****I
didn’t know the internet had things on it without sexual implications!!!
******No
physical contact? I guess it’s back to Chatroulette.com!
Avatar
Proposal
A British man said his girlfriend accepted the video marriage
proposal he arranged to have screened before a showing of "Avatar" at
his local movie theater. Bryan Hughes,
35, said he created a film of his fiancee's friends and family singing Lou
Reed's 1970s hit "Perfect Day" and arranged for the head
projectionist at Vue Cinema in
Fifty of the couple's closest friends, who were hiding incognito
among the movie-going crowd, stood to cheer when Kerrie Richardson, 27,
accepted the proposal and a party was held outside while the real audience
enjoyed "Avatar."
****How
romantic.
*****A
marriage proposal set to the tune of a song about getting high with the one you
love!!!
*****If
he really wanted to commit, he would have learned the Pandoran language and
proposed to her in it!
Fake
Amber Alert
Police in
*****As
someone who has had cars stolen…at least he got their attention!!!
*****It
really WAS the only way to get them on the case!!!
*****When
you have a Lincoln Navigator, it IS your baby!!!
Nude
Roller Coaster Rides
A British man who raised money for charity by taking a roller coaster
ride in the nude said it was his 298th thrill ride in the buff. Richard Jones, 27, of
"Hurtling along at 80 mph also gets the adrenaline going.
Doing it naked is a lot more difficult because it does get very cold."
****I’m
guessing around Christmas time, this guy has a lot of “alone time!!”
*****That’s
great. As long as I don’t have to sit in
the car after him!!!!
*****The
bugs hit worse when there’s no shirt to protect you!!!
*****The
good news is that if he pukes, clean-up is a lot easier!!!
*****Funny
how no one asked him WHAT charity he was doing it for!!!
*******There
wasn’t a lot of eye contact made during the interview!!!
Home
Repossessed
A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it
wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the
house and took her parrot.
Forty-six-year-old Angela Iannelli sued Bank of America in
The suit seeks unspecified damages. Iannelli's attorney says she suffered
irreparable emotional damage and is afraid to set foot in the house. The
lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after
repeated phone calls to the bank.
****Why
is she damaged?
****That’s
exactly the kind of customer service we’ve all grown to expect from Bank of
America!!!
******I’m
only shocked that they didn’t kill the bird instantly and make a hat out of
it!!!
******I’m
not a betting man, but I bet B of A wins the lawsuit!!!
***If
they can take your house for no reason, they have enough money for lawyers to
ignore the whole thing!!!
Horny
Woman
A 101-year-old woman has grown a horn on her head - and now fears
she's growing another one. Zhang
Ruifang, of Linlou village, in central
"But as time went on it just grew and grew. "And now there is something growing on
the right side of her forehead and it seems quite possible that it's another
horn."
Zhang has seven children - six boys and a girl - and many
grandchildren. Her eldest son is 82-years-old.
*****She
is DIABLO!!!
*****Too
bad she’s not younger. Those horns would
give you something to hold on to!!!
****Sounds
like she “messed with the bull” at one time or another!!!
Guy
Marries Cushion
A Japanese man showed he was one big softy when he married the
love of his life - a giant cushion. Lee
Jin-gyu has fallen head over heels for a Japanese 'dakimakura' - or hugging
pillow - showing a life sized cartoon of his favourite sexy anime cartoon
character Fate Testarossa.
Now Jin, 28, has wed the pillow in a special ceremony in
***See
Picture Of The Day!
*****If
Japan isn’t careful, they’re going to beat Germany out for their weird
sex-obsessions!!!
*****As
long as it isn’t a man pillow. That
would be wrong!!!
Booster
Club Porn DVDs
Officials with a
*****That
had to have been a step-dad who brought that stuff!!
*****Unfortunately,
they were more upset at the pirating than the racism or content!!!
****That’s
Southern California for you!!!
SPORTS
STUFF
Edwards
Won't Be Suspended
Driver Carl Edwards
will not be suspended for sending Brad Keselowski airborne during this
weekend's Kolbalt Tools 500 in
Edwards was black flagged after the later crash.
*****NASCAR
realized they would lose so many viewers if they limited crashing!!!
*****Also,
Carl Edwards is a big star and they saw what happened to golf when Tiger was
put out!!!
*****If
you’re down 100 laps…why not cause some excitement!?!?!
KISS
Kids Show
Get ready for a possible cartoon version of KISS. They have inked a deal with production company E1 to
create a half-hour comedy targeted at a children's audience. E1 executive
Frank Saperstein said of the project, quote, "It's wonderful to
collaborate with the creative forces behind one of the greatest rock bands of
all time and unquestionably one of the most recognized worldwide."
E1 has played a role in leveraging the KISS brand and has attempted to get the
rockers out in front of younger audiences in the process. The production company
lists KISS' appearance in a Dr. Pepper ad during Super Bowl 44 and a
high-profile guest spot on "American Idol" as examples of the band's
longevity.
****Meanwhile,
Marilyn Manson has a 2-week story arc on “Sesame Street!!”
*****Just
because you HAVE kids, doesn’t mean you should be AROUND kids!!!
*****To
kids, KISS are the world’s scariest clowns!!!!
Crow
To
Singer Sheryl Crow has
signed up to play a recurring role on the U.S. TV comedy series "
*****”Cougar
Town” should be aware that Sheryl expects residual checks for the rest of ABC’s
existence!!!
Wayne
Prison Details
Rapper Lil Wayne will
serve his year-long sentence with the general population of
*****I
hope he expects to hear “you got a pretty mouth” A LOT!!!!
*****They
could do a Lil Wayne Looking for Love in Prison reality show!
Four Ways
to Take Flirtatious Risks
MSN
LIFESTYLE
1. Build up to bigger
risks.
A series of small risks that slowly lead somewhere may be more productive — and
less potentially emotionally debilitating — than taking one HUGE risk. For
instance, the two small risks I took — inviting this man to my dinner party,
and giving him that little hug — helped us feel each other out without either
of us being pushed too far out of our comfort zone. Had I taken a bigger risk —
like drinking too much at his party to get myself psyched up for hanging around
longer, for instance — that might have backfired. As it is, I feel like I've
gotten to know an interesting person a little bit better, and I'm content with
that.
2. Two drinks or less.
I tend to
really regret impulsive decisions I've made when wasted, but not impulsive
decisions I've made after a glass or two of wine. A little booze can help
loosen us up and relax enough to trust our instincts, but having too much in
order to help yourself do something you're nervous about doing is never a great
plan.
3. Pick the right person
to flirt with.
Taking risks with a considerate person is infinitely preferable to taking them
with a jerk. How to tell if a person is considerate? I know; it's not easy. But
your gut will probably give you a good indication. Also, if he treated you with
respect and courtesy when you met, and if he responds to your e-mails, texts,
etc., in a timely way, those are good signs. I find that the only risks that
are painful for me are the ones in which a person just ignores a gesture I've made;
as long as someone responds and explains — as a considerate person is likely to
— it doesn't hurt so much, even if he doesn't do what I was hoping he would.
4. Be affectionate in
person, not electronically.
Use technological means of communication for making invitations and setting up
dates; wait until you're in person to express affection. When you tell someone
you think he's sexy or fascinating by e-mail or text, it can seem like a bigger
deal than it would if you simply said — off-handedly and spontaneously, in
person: "Wow, man, how cool are you?" Or, "Dude, you look hot in
those jeans." Or whatever it is you feel compelled to say.
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